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Robotnik Is a Big Fan of Cosplay

Sonic's not usually a fan of James Joyce, but he heard Ulysses was "way past cool."

Uncle Chuck’s Treasure!
Writer: Angelo DeCesare
Penciler: Dave Manak
Inker: Jon D’Agostino
Letterer: Bill Yoshida
Colorist: Barry Grossman

The story begins as Tails gives his first inclination of being mechanically gifted: he’s built a seesaw! (Hey, we all gotta start somewhere.) Rotor (not Boomer!) then gives his most recent inclination of being fat, as he jumps onto it and sends poor Tails through the ceiling in a quick bit of slapstick. As the fox falls down, Rotor tries to catch him, but Sonic does the job for him. What a glory-seeker.

Something falls out of the hole Tails’s head created in the ceiling: it’s a map Uncle Chuck made to his “greatest treasure.” I don’t know why Uncle Chuck has a map buried in Knothole – the only backstory we’ve gotten so far concerning him is blatantly non-canon by today’s standards, and the current backstory (he was roboticized early into Robotnik’s rule) doesn’t allow for the map to be there either. So I guess this is one of those stories that kinda happened, but not quite the way they describe it. Continuity is hard. =(

"Sonic, why did your voice change when you said my name?"

The Freedom Fighters are ambivalent about the treasure being worthwhile, since money doesn’t have any value since Robotnik took over and presumably started paying his Badniks in motor oil and female Swatbots with short shorts. Sonic is quick to point out that Uncle Chuck was “our greatest inventor” (which again implies he was one of the Freedom Fighters) and that this treasure might be something they can use to defeat Robotnik. Or maybe it’s a bunch of baseball cards. Only one way to find out!

The treasure is buried at “Mobius Natural Park,” which is – like last issue’s Mt. Mobius – a really stupid name, given that Mobius is the name of the entire planet. The implication is that this is the only national/natural/naturological park in the world, maybe. Either way it’s a toxic wasteland now, as the gang finds out once they arrive and see that Robotnik’s been using it to dump his waste (eww). They follow the map and make it to the X, only to find that Robotnik has been tailing them to get his hands on the gold doubloons.

They decide to split up, which naturally means that Sonic has to rescue all of them separately. The hedgehog ruminates that none of the Freedom Fighters will last long in the toxic environment. I guess Robotnik’s immune because he lives in a big ol’ polluted city. Plus the guy’s probably part-machine anyway – he sweats motor oil and eats candy with oil in it in the second story. Either he’s a cyborg or he’s what that burgeoning robofurry fan from Issue 5 is going to turn into in thirty years.

Sonic actually does something kinda clever as he saves everybody – instead of pulling a Captain Planet and fighting the pollution around him, he works with it, getting Swatbots caught in sticky ooze (which leads to the wonderful line “Ooze responsible for this?”) and disintegrating a Burrobot’s drill with a waste barrel. This is the first time we really get a hint as to how the Freedom Fighters operate effectively – they work within Robotnik’s terms but tweak them to their benefit.

Anyway, they dig up the treasure, but Robotnik escapes with it before they can open it. Turns out Uncle Chuck was a sentimentalist – his greatest treasure was a bronzed pair of Sonic’s baby shoes. Dawwwww.

Sorceress in Distress
The culprits for this story remain at large.

It’s time for the annual “Fright Night party”! What, they can celebrate Christmas but not Halloween? Sonic’s a shrub of poison ivy, Sally’s a sorceress, Antoine’s a devil (ZUT ALORS), Tails is a two-tailed Ixis Wizard (aka skunk), and Rotor wins the prize for “I just didn’t care” and goes dressed as a bad report card, which basically means he’s wearing a sandwich board with writing on it. As usual, the main five Freedom Fighters are the only ones present (I guess they’re in preparation for the party and not actually there?) and Bunnie’s nowhere to be found. The early stories are really unclear about this – are the Freedom Fighters the only ones who live in Knothole? That wouldn’t make sense, but we never really see anyone else.

Sally finds all this conversation about other people unsettling and leaves to acquire a pointy stick to complete her costume. She orders Sonic and Antoine to stay behind, saying she can take care of herself. Raise your hands if you know what’s going to happen next!

Sally's on Team Jacob, just so you know.

Still in her sorceress outfit, Sally finds the perfect stick and seemingly makes a rock fly into the air – in actuality, it’s beneath a geyser, but nobody knows this. I say “nobody” because there’s somebody else watching – Robotnik has beheld the scene on his FOREST VIEWER and declares himself to be smitten with this powerful being.

"At last, I can make the ref give Sonic a penalty and get a free-throw, clinching my victory as the buzzer sounds! At least... I think that's how you play basketball. I'm much too comedically obese to have any idea how the game works."

Sally legitimately thinks her stick thing is magic and keeps trying it on a log. She’s been gone for a while – I hope they didn’t start the party without her or OH GOD ROBOTNIK JUST SHOWED UP TO COURT HER

“I will not waste time speaking of my emotions… since I do not have any!” Sally is overwhelmed by his gifts of deadly plants, oil-filled candy and awful poetry; furthermore, she knows that Robotnik doesn’t recognize her and that if she doesn’t play along, she’s done for. So she just kinda stammers out an excuse, and Robotnik drags her along to start their “spectacular but practical wedding ceremony” (that line makes me laugh). Sonic, who knew full well that Sally couldn’t be trusted to not get into trouble, follows discreetly.

So Robotnik and Sally the Sorceress are on stage with Robotnik’s WED-O-MATIC computer (I’m assuming it does nuptials WHILE U WAIT), and Robotnik asks to see a demonstration of her magical powers. Sally is completely incapable of thinking of any way out of this situation. She had the entire time Robotnik carried her to Robotropolis plus however long it took to build the WED-O-MATIC to think of something, and all she can do is stammer and gulp. When Sally fans look back on her great moments as a tactical leader, I’m assuming they skip this issue. >_>




Proving that speedsters are really broken in terms of powers, Sonic uses a “warp speed spin” to… make himself invisible. I know the Flash can vibrate his molecules through walls, so I guess Sonic can surely make himself invisible by… uh… running in a circle really fast? If this were a modern comic book from Marvel or DC they’d probably try to justify this with some pseudo-science malarkey about particles and matter and accelerating principles of gravity. In Sonic the Hedgehog #7, published by Archie Comics, our logic is “Let’s do it to it!”

Of course, it’s up to you which of these approaches is better.

INVISIBLE TORNADO SONIC makes a mess of the wedding and spirits Sally away to safety. Once they return to the Great Forest, Sally gets all tsundere on Sonic.

Baka the Hedgehog.

(I-It’s not like she wanted him to follow her or anything…)


Sonic vs. the Underground Cage

Issue 0 of the original miniseries gave us a brief overview of the situation between Robotnik and the Freedom Fighters, as well as some ‘backstory’ for how things got that way. Issue 1 of the OSM just keeps going with this – now that the rules are in place and we’re more familiar with the characters, we’re presented with different scenarios based on what we already know. Also more plot contrivances than you can shake a weeping willow branch at, but hey!

FAST SECOND ISSUE!!! doesn't have as good a ring to it.

Run, Sally, Run!
Writer: Michael Gallagher
Penciler: Scott Shaw!
Inker: Bill White
Letterer: Dan Nakrosis
Colorist: Barry Grossman

We open with a scene out of the games – Sonic running and Tails trying to keep up. The game resemblance is even more pronounced when Sonic leaves Tails covered in dust and ignores the fox when he slams into a tree. Hey, Tails took a lot of abuse when I played Sonic 2 at least!

Sonic is distracted because he runs into Sally (now sporting a totally different fur and hair color), who doesn’t want anything to do with Sonic or his interference. Sonic, being the stand-up guy he is, immediately assumes Antoine is responsible despite there not being anything to suggest this.

If something stinks, it's usually the D'Coolette.

So the BEST FRIENDS head over to the Knothole secret entrance but Antoine’s coming out at the same time, and he reveals that Sally has issued a Royal Proclamation: she’s going to Robotropolis to negotiate the return of her father, the king, and nobody is to interfere. Naturally the trio of Sonic, Tails, and the not-cowardly-for-some-reason-this-issue Antoine run off to save her. Because that’s what heroes do, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

Sonic interrupts Sally’s negotiations with a Buzzbomber with a Sonic Spin, but Sally interrupts Sonic’s interruption by grabbing him out of the Spin and majorly messing him up. Man, if it were that easy all the time, why doesn’t Robotnik do it? Last issue showed he’s more than capable of POWERFUL GRABS. Sally tells them all to basically calm the crap down and flies off with Buzzbomber. As the heroes plan their next move, a cage conveniently pops out of the ground and traps them.

Thanks for the insight, Antoine. I just assumed it was a naturally occurring cage formation.

When Sally arrives at the city, Robotnik’s plan is revealed – he had no intention of going along with these negotiations at all! What a stunning development. Sally has a very specific denial of “Do anything to me, but don’t throw me in that robo-machine and turn me into a robot!” Robotnik, for his part, just rubs his hands together like an idiot.




“How did you escape from my underground cage?” Robotnik wonders. Two points, tubby:

  1. Sonic’s entire shtick in these early issues seems to be speed and cutting through things.
  2. How was the cage underground? They were clearly standing in an open field. Unless Robotnik views everything as “beneath him,” which would technically make it all underground. It kinda fits !

Robotnik reaches for his “atomic death ray,” but Antoine reveals he pickpocketed it at some unknown point and Tails also helped in some unspecified way, as he is keen to point out. Sonic smashes the robo-machine – which Robotnik claims will take him “at least two issues to rebuild” – and they heroically take off with Sally like heroes, with Antoine holding Robotnik at gunpoint. Heroically.

Once they get back to Knothole, Boomer asks how the plan went. Turns out (to nobody’s surprise) Sally had an alterior motive for wanting to get captured: she knew Robotnik would be untrustworthy, so she had Boomer design her some special boots to analyze, jam, and reverse-engineer the robo-machine, which would basically free everybody ever.

How dare you act like my friends and attempt to rescue me from a situation I had completely under control but didn't feel the need to tell you about? GEEZ

I really enjoy how Sally blames everybody else for this going wrong. This is kind of an important plan, with the lives of everyone Robotnik turned into “robots” at stake, but instead of keeping her team informed, she just issues this ambivalent Royal Proclamation, so naturally her friends are going to want to go and rescue her. If she’d bothered to keep Sonic and Antoine in the loop (Tails would’ve done whatever Sonic did), this entire mess could have been avoided. But then we wouldn’t have a story, now would we?

Honestly, looking ahead to later issues, I think this flaw of Sally’s – blaming other people for things she could have prevented – could have really led to some neat story opportunities. Once her character gets solidified she actually has the opposite problem: she blames herself for things other people do. If Sally had actually been given a compelling character flaw like this one early on, it might have led to some interesting development.

Also I like how Boomer is the only one who thinks this is remotely funny. Deadpan snarker indeed.

Something Fishy
Writer: Michael Gallagher
Penciler: Scott Shaw!
Inker: Bill White
Letterer: Dan Nakrosis
Colorist: Barry Grossman

Sonic is going fishing (again with the weird non-sentient animal implications) and he runs afoul of a strange creature that happens to be a Badnik and happens to be eating the fishing dock. Sonic looks down and notices “one of [Robotnik’s] factory drainpipes pouring pollution into the water”. Said drainpipe has a purple Bowser face for some reason. I didn’t know Robotnik was into dinosaur-turtle-gargoyle hybrid archecture.


So Sonic swims down into the water, which… sometimes he’s able to do, and sometimes he can’t do it. Guess it depends on the story. (Knuckles would later have this problem, but there was no excuse for that instance, given that it was four issues apart and by the same author, and that Knuckles was able to swim from the bottom of the ocean in one issue and then not make it across a lake in another. But we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.) Sonic, for his part, gets tossed around like he’s in the Labyrinth Zone, and when he catches up with the Badnik (who I guess is accurately named “Jaws”) he gets caught in a surprise net. Man, what is with Robotnik’s forces and convenient traps? First the “underground cage” out of nowhere, then a “concealed fishnet.” I’m imagining Robotnik going around parts of Mobius, installing random traps all over the place just in case a Freedom Fighters happens to come by. Or it could just be dumb plot contrivance, that works too.

Boomer and Tails, meanwhile, are dealing with a plethora of coloring mistakes. Also, Sonic is missing in action. The walrus conveniently has access to his BATHYSPHERE, some kind of submarine thing. Cue the obligatory Mike Gallagher over-the-heads-of-the-readers pun: “Now that’s what I call a sub-plot!”

Jaws tells Sonic his fiendish plan, and Sonic spins out of the net… which tires him to the point of needing air bubbles. So… how is he able to breathe and talk underwater in the first place? He’s been doing both ever since the CONCEALED NET grabbed him. Also I’m totally hearing the drowning music from Sonic 1 in the background right now and it terrifies me. Fortunately for Sonic, the Bathysphere shows up and fires some sort of laser gun thing at Jaws, Sonic is able to get some air bubbles and thus destroy the robo-machine, and everybody lives happily ever after.

There’s some more filler pages around these stories. The only one of note stars Boomer, the clear star of this cast thus far, as he’s the only one with a consistent personality who seems to recognize the absurdity of what’s going on. This one-pager also features more poignant Mike Gallagher social commentary:

This is especially ironic given what Rotor eventually ends up doing in the comic.

Truly tragic indeed.

It’s interesting looking at Scott Shaw!’s pencils throughout the original miniseries – they really set the tone for the early issues and their distinctive cartoony look, much the same way that Tracy Yardley! gave the current issues their modern standard. I bet it’s the exclamation points.